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Feb 22nd

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trophywifematerial: why did the right triangle go to the beach? because it was 90 degrees

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Watch

castration: I STILL JUST CANT HANDLE THIS

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Tripping over air

Curse you….

Jan 24th

There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA... →

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Jan 21st

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Upside down

Falling up the stairs. In the style of A*Teens

Jan 9th

Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:

Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.

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Wanna know a fail?

textsfrombennett.tumblr.com Where’s an Amoco anymore?

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Typical life of a Tumblr kid →

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sci-fi-crimes: Austin St. John who plays Jason/The Red Ranger, is a trained EMT. I bet every time he arrives at an accident, he’s like “IT’S MORPHINE TIME!”

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Tryin' to be cool:

dreaminggod:

Dec 6th

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Dec 5th

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The many personalities of Voldemort. →

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Dec 4th

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I can't believe my teacher failed me. →

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Dec 3rd

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Dec 2nd

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Top 5 Lies:

5. “I’ll be there in 5 minutes.” 4. “I Agree to the Terms and Conditions.” 3. “I love you.” 2. “I’m fine.” 1. “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore. I’ve won the house cup.”

Dec 1st

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spiltangles: I’ve been to hell and it’s basically just an adam sandler movie with a nickelback soundtrack.

Nov 30th

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