David Wins
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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assbut-and-cumberbooty:

talk dirty to me

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life